I typically don't make a habit out of combing through my spam folder;  I have a pretty good set of filters going that keep that hidden away.  We're in the middle of a fairly extensive email campaign for our Kelo Day campaign at the moment, however, so I've been keeping an eye on things to make sure I don't miss any unsubscribes.  That's when I came across this gem.  I won't include the link, but the body of the email contained this stunning revelation:

"When girls start disappearing, the Ass Collector became the prime suspect"

 Indeed.