There have been rumblings about my YouTube Fights. Rumblings that they aren't fair, for various reasons. Not fair because they're hosted here on my blog. Not fair because people like me more than my opponents. Not fair because I just find funnier videos than my opponents. This time, we're going to level the playing field against these obvious advantages I have and not label the contestants. It's just "contestant 1" versus "contestant 2." I know who I think submitted the best videos, but let's let you decide. Go!
