One of the biggest annoyances of getting involved in a popular social networking site like Facebook is the increased exposure to all of the latest internet memes such as the now-infamous "25 Things About Me" posts.  Rather than taking part in this narcissistic new trend, I'm taking a cue from Claire Suddath at Time Magazine and instead compiling my list of "25 Things I Didn't Need to Know About You."

  1. Liza loves competition cooking shows.
  2. Beth includes "candlelight" in her Match.com list of turn-offs.
  3. Julenna hates tomatoes but LOVES ketchup, salsa, spaghetti sauce, etc.
  4. David enjoys wearing suits and tuxedos.
  5. Tim L once came close to murdering his brother over a box of Pop-Tarts.
  6. Ben thinks C.S. Lewis is overrated.
  7. Jen P owns all 10 seasons of Friends on DVD and enjoys watching them over and over.
  8. Courtney has never broken a bone, but has sprained her vagina.
  9. Tim W  was in some church musicals during his high school years, and apologizes to anyone who had to sit through those.
  10. Rachel loves dancing to the electric slide at weddings.
  11. Bryan, Clinton, and Tim W love their wives.
  12. Renee and her family quote lines from their home videos like they are actual movies.
  13. Kelly didn't shave for two years and it really freaked people out.
  14. Michelle owns a gavel.
  15. Clinton loves going to the movies by himself.
  16. Megan was a classical oboist for 9 years.
  17. Bryan cranks up old Ratt, Motley Crue and Dokken albums when he's alone in the office.
  18. Jen K hates the words "slacks" and "trousers."
  19. Both Kelly and Rachel have an unnatural addiction to peanut butter.
  20. Chandra freaks out monthly that she might be pregnant, then is sad when she finds out she isn't.
  21. Jenna failed her first driving test before she even started the car.
  22. Liz really likes court shows.
  23. Eleanor hates crowds, and especially drunken crowds.
  24. Jessica has been arrested twelve times.
  25. Joyce could eat soup, cereal, or blueberry waffles for every meal for a year.
What about you? Has anything particularly disturbing shown up in your friends' "25 Things About Me" lists?

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