I have no feeling in the tip of my left hand's middle finger

Monday, 07 July 2008

January had this idea -- instead of writing a boring "About Me" page for her blog, she is trying to compile a list of 100 facts that you may not know about her.  I don't have the patience to sit down and think up that many facts about myself, but I did agree to adopt a similar project.  Twice weekly, random facts about myself that you may or may not know.

I don't know how often I'll go into a detailed explanation on each fact, but I feel like this one deserves some explanation.  In 2002 I had an unfortunate accident with a utility knife.  I was trying to build a DVD rack out of the wrong equipment, using the wrong equipment, and ended up slicing off the tip of that finger.  One over-reaction later, and I was in the hospital getting a couple of stitches.  Six years later, I still can't really feel anything in the tip of that finger.  It almost feels like there's a really thick layer of dried glue stuck there.

So there you have it.  Part one in the series of 100 facts that you may not know about Andy.

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