Dear Free Cable TV,
I just wanted to write to tell you how desperately I miss you. I remember you with such fondness when I think about all the time we have spent together over the years. Do you remember those mornings when I would ignore all of my responsibilities and just sit in my PJ's and eat cereal with you. Or those times when I would run to you after a horrible day and you would help me to avoid any meaningful introspection. You were also very helpful in telling me how to wear my hair or what to buy at the store. Ah the good old days *sigh*. I suppose our relationship could be classified by some haters as being "unhealthy"...but nevertheless, you will be greatly missed, Free Cable TV.
P.S. Tell "FRIENDS" I said hello