
Gather all supplies before you start--Babies are notoriously bad at waiting
Choose your restraining devise
Strip the child to her skivvies
Ply with mother nature's sugary snacks--turning on the Wonderpets does not hurt
Assess the crazy
Cut as fast as you can without losing a finger
Take a step back to admire your work and make sure your cut is even
Kiss those deliciously chubby baby cheeks